At last! After getting on for nine years of writing fic, I've finally got round to creating a big fic sticky post. I really do suck at housekeeping. Wow, for someone so lazy and continually distracted as me, I've actually written a lot of fic. Of course, now the trick is making sure my lazy ass keeps it updated ;-)
Supernatural Fic and SPN RPS Fic
Dean's kinda shameless sometimes... Blatant, somewhat schmoopy, definitely dirty futurefic, set about 8 years post 4-22. Warnings for Dean's porno commentary and maybe a bit of pudge.
61k fic for the spn_j2_bigbang 2009
Five years after the apocalypse didn’t happen and Sam and Dean have settled down, or as much as the Winchesters can ever settle down. Sam is a college professor and Dean a well-respected small business owner and they’re learning how to balance work, hunting and dog-ownership while coping with the metaphorical and literal scars of war. Life’s not perfect, not for a (sort of) out and proud couple in small town USA with a lot to hide, but they’re dealing, that is, until Dean employs one sexually-confused teenager who develops an unhealthy obsession with both of them... Switching between five years earlier and now, we learn how the boys came together, how they made it through the big fight and whether they’ll ever manage to find that flighty temptress, happily ever after.
There's now a deleted scene for this fic: here
World's Forgotten Boys
Season 1 AU. Ross Christopher Winchester knows three things to be true: that his father, John, is a hero, that he's going to be the best hunter in the goddamn world, and that his two older brothers are in love with each other. This fic is a re-telling of Season 1 where The Winchester Boys mean Dean and Sam and Ross, where John is still missing, where Mary and Jess are still crispy-fried, and where Dean and Sam are still obsessed with one another...
This is a work in progress, the above links to the Masterpost, there's 27 chapters up so far.
Land of Plenty, Land of Fun
A one-off fic written for the spnkink_meme
From a prompt on meme that asked for Chubby!Dean being humiliated and either loving it or not by a mean!Sammy. So, uh, yeah, this is kinda kinky ;0
All in the Game, yo
An SPN AU, Dad was shot and killed by a police officer when Sam was five... Sam and Dean grow up in care on Baltimore’s Westside where drug-dealers and drug-pushers rule the streets, where kids face the reality of playing the Game or becoming a junkie, where two white boys have nothing to rely on except each other and their own smarts. Setting and title stolen from HBO's The Wire and written for the spn_j2_xmas
A Life Most Ordinary
And now also at the AO3: here
This is a non-hunting AU, 60k word count, written for spn_j2_bigbang 2010.
Sam and Dean Winchester are two ordinary brothers living ordinary, small-town lives. Okay, so maybe having a mother who was brutally murdered by one of America’s most notorious serial killers and a father who needs 6 different kinds of medication to get out of bed in the morning is not that ordinary, but the rest of their problems: relationship failures and job disappointments, too many bills and too much overtime, and Dean’s two kids, 9 year-old Jonah with his disturbing passion for the music of Lady Gaga and 6-year old Simon with his severe hearing loss, well they’re entirely ordinary... The only thing extraordinary about Sam and Dean is this: the story of how they fell in love and how they learned to cope in such an ordinary world with such an extraordinary love.
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell and now also at the AO3 here
This is a pre-series Sam/Dean first-time fic, 32k, written for spn_j2_xmas
While the Winchesters are living in a small-town trailer park, sixteen year old Sam accidentally spies on his brother with an older man. The discovery triggers feelings in Sam that lead him and Dean down a path which will change their lives forever. Also contains Dean/OMC and Sam/OMC
The Psychology of Genetic Sexual Attraction and now also at the AO3 here
This is a Sam/Dean non-hunting AU written for spnslashbigbang
“…50% of of reunions between siblings, or parents and offspring, separated at birth result in obsessive emotions...” This story begins in 2001 in a garage in Palo Alto when 18-year old Stanford student, Sam Sharma, plucks up the courage to ask car mechanic, Dean Cooper, out for a cup of coffee. Their attraction is instantaneous and overwhelming, and the relationship that develops seems perfect. Except there's no such thing as perfect, and unbeknown to Sam and Dean, this particular love story started a long time before they even met.
Treasure and now also at the AO3: here
A Sam/Dean future!fic written for the spn_j2_bigbang 2011
It’s 2018 and the human race is almost extinct, wiped out by a mutant threat not even the angels saw coming. Sam and Dean live on a military compound, one of the few remaining human communities still fighting for survival. Dean is one of the military leaders, dedicated to wasting as many of the mutants he can, while Sam, permanently injured and confined to the base, is desperately searching for the answer that will save what’s left of humanity, and finally bring both boys the peace they crave.
All Things Considered, also at AO3: here
Two year after Cas declared himself God and “fixed” the world for our favorite hunters, Sam and Dean have settled down into their best impression of domesticity, while Bobby... well, Bobby’s just drinking himself to an even earlier early grave. He’s also gotten himself estranged from the boys after discovering something that not even his ever-patient, ever-tolerant ass is willing to overlook. But family’s still family, and when Sam calls with a desperate plea for help, he can’t say no. Written for the samdean_otp Sam/Dean minibang of 2011!
Burning Down the House, also at the AO3: here
Written for the last blindfold_spn to the prompt of Post-7.12, Jodie Mills stays one more night in the house with them. Sam and Dean have holy-shit-I-almost-lost-you-again sex and the walls aren't exactly thick. She hears every sound and word.
I Will Look For You 'Till Eternity, and now also at AO3: here
lavishsqualor wrote: "something I can't understand why there's not more of: soulless!Sam/future!Dean" and I thought... yes! That needs to be written like now! So, have some Robo!Sam in the 2014!The End 'verse. Pairing for this is Robo!Sam/Future!Dean. Written for the spn_j2_xmas exchange.
Nobody Likes a Cockblock, and now also at the AO3: here
Sam's horny, Sam really wants to have sex with his brother. Unfortunately, Dean's feeling a little squeamish about the whole thing now that they have an audience. Sam therefore talks to Bobby. Spoilers up to ep7-19.
Just a Bootie Call, and now at the AO3: here
Robo!Sam pays a call on his brother between eps 601 and 602, they end up fucking in Dean and Lisa’s bed. This originated as an uncompleted fill for blindfold_spn which asked for Dean cheating on Lisa with Robo!Sam. Warnings for infidelity, manhandling, mind-fuckery, bruising/marking/claiming kink.
Close Your Eyes and also on the AO3 here
A non-hunting Sam/Dean AU written for spn_j2_bigbang 2012.
There are some relationships so taboo they’re irresistible... After John and Mary break up when Sam is 11, Sam moves away with Mary and his new step-father while Dean stays in Kansas with John. Fast-forward 12 years and John is dead, Sam’s just returned from Europe, and Dean’s gone and married a billionaire and become a male model. As the boys reconnect, Sam becomes increasingly fascinated by this successful, happily-married version of the big brother he barely knows, a fascination that soon turns into an overwhelming mutual obsession. Warnings for infidelity, promiscuity, angst, Dean/OMC.
Snowed In and also on the AO3 here
Based on the prompt "snowed in". There's an epic snowstorm in Kansas. Sam and Dean are stuck in the bunker, doing the gardening and cooking, arguing about climate change, having average sex, and (sort-of) talking about their relationship. Domestic Winchester future-fic, set about eight years post season eight. (No spoilers for season nine)
Written for the Xmas exchange 2013.
The Smith-Wessons go away for a ghost-hunting mini-break to celebrate their anniversary. Just a slice of life, domestic Smith/Wesson thing where they salt and burn the ghost, have brunch and Dean gets tied to the bed.
England, 1978: a time of strikes, class warfare, power shortages and institutional homophobia. At an elite boarding school, scholarship student, Jensen Ackles, grocer's son and fly-half for the school's Rugby First XV, falls in love with fellow boarder, Jared Padalecki, stockbroker's son and aspiring artist. But the path of love never runs smooth, especially for two boys in 1970’s England with the world, and society, against them.
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Also available on the AO3: here
In 2005, art intern, Jared Padalecki, fell in love with his boss, ambitious and promiscuous Jensen Ackles. Five years later, reeling from a tragedy that killed three of their friends, they left Texas to build a new life in New York. It’s now 2012, and Jared’s no longer the idealistic intern, he’s got everything he thought he wanted, except nothing seems to be going right: Jensen's business is faltering, their sex life is non-existent and the past won't leave them alone. Still, Jared’s got no intention of giving up on Jensen; he just hopes Jensen feels the same way.
Warnings for age difference 8 years instead of 4 between the boys, one character is suffering from erectile dysfunction, past minor character deaths caused by serious hate crime.
Also available on the AO3: here
Vampire!Jared falls in love with Human!Jensen and decides to turn him. He gets a bit more than he bargained for. Vampire AU, dark-fic(ish), dubious morality for sure.
The Long Seduction - this fic is no longer available for contractual reasons. A very similar novel is currently being published ;-)
Pairings: John/Paul; John/Paul/George; oh how can I explain this, basically, it's a Beatles circle-jerk fic, and John has a lovebite on his neck. That is all. There's no plot.
Where Did You Get That Hat?
Also known as hatfic. John & Paul mess around while editing Magical Mystery Tour, and Paul has a new hat.
The Difference Between Now and Then (aka, Split!fic) for the tags.
Here is the first chapter: Chapter 1 of Split!fic
I'm not even sure how long this monster is, definitely topping 100k, in 26 parts, it took me months to write, and I put every cliche I love into it!
An AU where Brian and Justin were together for 5 years back in college, they meet up again after 7 years apart, what happens next...
Brian/Justin futurefic, set five years or so after 5-13, aka the first fanfic I ever posted!! Written for the dare_challenge
Three Days in our Bullshit Domestic Life
AU five years after 509. What if the Babylon bomb had caused a lot more damage than in canon?
I guess I should warn that this is kid!fic, and that there are secondary character deaths. Brian and Justin are bringing up Gus and JR, and Liberty Avenue has been changed forever.
What the Boy Scouts Taught Me, written for another qaf_challenges
AU version of 4-14, Justin goes with Brian on the Liberty Ride. They get lost in a wood.
Justin Taylor vs. The Alphabet
One of those abc fics - 26 letters that describe Justin, spanning 20 years of the B/J relationship.
The Worlds Forgotten Boy
AU high!school fic, set in a 1970's British boarding school, yes, Brian and Justin are British here, and have a lot to hide... (I think I'd been reading too much HP Maurauders era fic when I wrote this)
The grown-up Gus trilogy
The Lamest Most Half-Assed Plan in the Universe
"...something had to be done and as I was surrounded by total fuck-ups, it was pretty fucking obvious that I was the only person capable of doing it..." Fifteen years into the future and Brian and Justin have broken up yet again... Can the younger and slightly less dysfunctional Kinney solve their problems?
The Most Boring New Year's Eve Party Ever
Where Brian and Justin host a New Year's Eve party - that's about all that happens.
Sometimes Only A Starbucks Latte Will Do
Brian decides to run the New York Marathon, and insists Gus has to accompany him.
The Last Time
A gapfiller fic for 405/406 around the Pink Posse arc, trying to explain some of Justin's actions...
Mrs Justin Taylor, I presume
Fic for the prompt: Brian gets called Mrs Justin Taylor by mistake...
ETA: This is apparently not available on that comm anymore, so is now on my journal here
Father of the Groom
Gus gets married to a girl called Buffy, Brian and Justin deal.
There's a mini sequel to this too: here