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Title: Where Did You Get That Hat?
Pairing: John/Paul
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1400
Era: 1967, during the editing of Magical Mystery Tour
Summary: Just a pwp with John and Paul messing around while editing Magical Mystery Tour.

Author's note: For obstinatrix who asked for hat!fic months ago and who I'm going to see in a couple of hours, so belatedly, my darling, here it be. I wrote this in literally ten minutes, so apologies all round for any mistakes ;-)

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There once was a boyband called Take That, who, despite being marketed at teenage girls, used to do things like pose like this:

TT do what you like again

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I've been regretting signing up for bigbang recently as I can't seem to get anywhere with anything and all creativity seems to have abandoned ship. I've started and given up 4 different stories already, one of them even got to 13k, which is kinda impressive considering there's like zero plot to it and it's just Dean and Sam sitting around a depressing apartment angsting at each other. Then there's the London J2 one which just consists of Jared digging up trivia about the tube and obsessing about Idris Elba, which is just the worst kind of self-indulgence.

Anyway so I was pretty much ready to abandon ship until this morning when I thought about the kind of fic I would want to read and ended up writing this: Sam knew how to put a leash on his big brother’s more excessive inclinations. At least in public, if the gossip was anything to go by. and then my basic reaction was yessss! I might be able to work with this!!!

So, yeah, this time I might finally have got somewhere. That is until I run out of plot ideas again. Ugh, why is plot so damn hard?

A ridiculous post

How I spent my weekend... yesterday we went househunting, which wasn't so much fun, but I did manage to do over 26k steps. The average person does about 6 or 7k steps per day, so that was a lot of walking and I have the blisters to prove it because I am stupid and totally wore the wrong footwear. So today, I recovered by doing nothing except play with my Sims, who have been neglected recently.

Naturally, my Sims are called Sam and Dean. Sadly, they're not brothers in the game, as try as I can, I can't get two brothers to have any kind of romantic relationship. But! They are eternally faithful to each other and have been for a crazy-long time because I'm still a ridiculous OTP-er at heart and this is my game.

Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the antics of Sam & Dean and their ever expanding family because I can't be bothered to write or read or do anything remotely productive today. So, here are Sim-Sam and Sim-Dean.

sam dean chill

They spend a lot of time wearing just their underwear. And yes, I am firmly in favour of the Sam chest-hair ;-)

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Fic: Recompense (JDM/JA - NC-17)

Title: Recompense
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jeffrey Dean Morgan / Jensen Ackles
Word count: 2852
Summary: Jeff is a powerful married CEO with a secret boyfriend, Jensen is that secret boyfriend, but Jensen is a whole lot more than that.
Warnings: Manhandling, manipulation, possessiveness, mentions of underage

Notes: This is kind of a timestamp prequel to my J2 fic, The Long Seduction, though, more accurately, this is pure self-indulgence, written for my own perverted pleasure. You totally don't need to have read The Long Seduction to read this.

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Fic: New Boy (Jared/Jensen, R)

Title: New Boy
Rating: R
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word count: 7057
Summary: Vampire!Jared falls in love with Human!Jensen and decides to turn him. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
Warnings: Vampire AU, dark-ish, more of a dark beige. Also brief mentions of Jared/Jensen/OMC

Notes: Gift fornobeforethat who asked for vampire AU with vampire!Jared and human!Jensen. You also said you had a love for dark fics and monster fics, so I hope this hits all the spots ;-) Many thanks to the lovely and wise dear_tiger for the quick beta.

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World's Forgotten Boys - The Masterpost

Pairings: Sam/Dean, Dean/OMC, Sam/OMC, (mentions of Sam/Jess)
Overall rating: NC-17
Summary: SPN AU. Ross Christopher Winchester knows three things to be true: that his father, John, is a hero, that he's going to be the best hunter in the goddamn world, and that his two older brothers are in love with each other. This fic is an AU-version of Seasons 1 and 2 where The Winchester Boys mean Dean and Sam and Ross, where John is still missing, where Mary and Jess are still crispy-fried, and where Dean and Sam are still obsessed with one another...

Chapters so far

Just a word about the soundtrack... as some of you have probably realised, I totally stole the title for this from Iggy and The Stooges' Search and Destroy, and yeah, yeah, I know, song-lyric titles: blergh. But in my defence, this song is beyond awesome, with possibly the best EVER first lines of any song ever, plus that intro... gives me goosebumps every time I hear it, and I've heard it a lot. Anyway, it all adds up to my original inspiration for writing this fic. And to honour that, I've made a sort of soundtrack that's basically all the songs that've been mentioned in the text (GnR's November Rain - wooh! and Sabbath's Sweet Leaf - wooh!), plus a couple more Stooges' tracks and a couple of others that always make me think of Ross and the boys whenever I hear them.

I'm a street walking cheetah, with a heart full of napalm
I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb,
I am a world's forgotten boy,
The one who searches and destroys;
Honey gotta help me please
Somebody gotta save my soul!
Baby detonates for me...
Title: Modern Love
Word Count: 36,155
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Jared/Jensen; past Jensen/Jeff Morgan; one-sided Jared/Mark Pellegrino
Warnings: established relationship, age difference between Jared and Jensen is 8 years, one character is suffering from erectile dysfunction, past minor character deaths caused by serious hate crime, kid with a speaking part
Summary: In 2005, art intern, Jared Padalecki, fell in love with his boss, ambitious and promiscuous Jensen Ackles. Five years later, reeling from a tragedy that killed three of their friends, they left Texas to build a new life in New York. It’s now 2012, and Jared’s no longer the idealistic intern, he’s got everything he thought he wanted, except nothing seems to be going right: Jensen's business is faltering, their sex life is non-existent and the past won't leave them alone. Still, Jared’s got no intention of giving up on Jensen; he just hopes Jensen feels the same way.


Author's Note: Written for the rpf_big_bang I want to say tons and heaps of thanks to my lovely and talented beta, dear_tiger who helped me so much with this and who is such an awesome writer and editor and person! I cut out another 2000 or so words after she was done, taking on board all her advice, so any mistakes left are all my fault. Also, tons of thanks and appreciation go to my lovely artist nanoks who produced some great pieces to go with this. I've inserted a lot of her art into the text, but go to her art post to check out what I couldn't squeeze in - it's well worth it!

Author's Note 2: I should mention that in terms of characters, there's a real mish-mash of RPF folks and OC's in this. Adrianne Palicki, Chad Michael Murray, Mark Pellegrino and Jeff Morgan are all based on real people (obviously!) but Jensen's dead BFF, Stefan, is an invention of my own. Also, I've deliberately not used any real J2 family members but given them totally new families.


Fic title: World's Forgotten Boys (link goes to masterpost)
Chapter: 27b/28
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Ross/OFC
Rating: R for violence and language
Word Count: 6009
Summary: Ross Winchester knows three things to be true: his father, John, is a hero; he’s going to be the best hunter in the goddamn world; and his two older brothers are in love with each other. An AU-version of seasons one and two where the Winchester Brothers mean Dean and Sam and Ross, where John is still missing, where Mary and Jess are still dead, and where Dean and Sam are still obsessed with each other.

Warnings: Okay, so this chapter doesn't end so well, it is very angsty. However, rest assured that this is not the final chapter and this is not how things are going to end. If you need me to get specific about why it's so angsty then I've spoiler-tagged it: major character death

A/N: As with the part 1, this is unbeta-ed. The gorgeous and very sexy banner below was made by the awesome violateraindrop There is also this fabulous sketch of Ross, done by the lovely talented roxymissrose which if you haven't already seen, you must go and check out now, it is so perfectly Ross <3

This is dedicated to my dear friend, andreth47

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Fic title: World's Forgotten Boys (link goes to masterpost)
Chapter: 27a/28
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6930
Summary: Ross Winchester knows three things to be true: his father, John, is a hero; he’s going to be the best hunter in the goddamn world; and his two older brothers are in love with each other. An AU-version of seasons one and two where the Winchester Brothers mean Dean and Sam and Ross, where John is still missing, where Mary and Jess are still dead, and where Dean and Sam are still obsessed with each other.

Warnings: This part contains scenes of some sexual violence, a dub-con situation caused by demon possession.

A/N: Okay, so this time, it only took me 8 months to get this chapter (almost) finished ;-) As with chapter 25, I've had to split this one into 2 parts, it was getting so damn long. The second part is taking me a while to write, so I've decided to post part one now, else I'll never get anything out! I hope to have the second part up within the next week, depending on how busy I get at work. As it's been such a long time, I've pasted below, a short "previously on" section to remind people what happened previous chapters.

A/N 2: This fic is unbeta-ed, I apologise for all grammar mistakes and Briticisms. The gorgeous and very sexy banner below was made by the awesome violateraindrop This is dedicated to my dear friend, andreth47

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Title: Oh Boy
Pairing: John/Paul, John/Paul/George
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3,500k-ish
Era: 1964
Summary: Oh how can I explain this, basically, it's a Beatles circle-jerk fic, and John has a lovebite on his neck. That is all. There's no plot.

Author's note: So... long, long ago, before the internet reached my little village in the middle of Yorkshire, I was a crazy obsessive Beatles fan who expressed my love for them by writing ringbinders and ringbinders of stories about them having sex with each other. And then we got the internet and I discovered that other people did things like this too, (only much much better) and there was a name for it. So I got into other fandoms and I forgot that I ever wrote such appalling stuff about my poor beloved Beatles until obstinatrix wrote her fantastic Beatles fic and we got talking, and talking, and talking some more, and exchanging plot bunnies and basically, the end result is this. A Beatles circle-wank fic which I still can't believe I wrote. It's all her fault, she's an evil enabler.

Also, I have to say that this hasn't been beta-ed, but it is so nice to be able to write something in Northern English English ;-)

Okay, you may commence the defriending now...

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Updates, updates

So I went to the Olympic stadium to see Paralympic athletics last night which was so completely amazing :D The stadium was incredible, Olympic flame was incredible and we saw so much! Seriously, they packed in 12 track events, (the guide-running events were fascinating), 4 field events and about 10 medal ceremonies into 3 hours. I really got to know the Russian national anthem after standing for it 4 times. I also got to see Team GB win 2 bronzes, one silver and one gold - which was totally incredible!! Yay, Team GB <3

Anyway, enough gushing about that. More importantly, I sent in my RPF bigbang draft a couple of days back, though I epically failed at sending anything in for the S/D minibang. Well, I did write something, only I hated it. A lot. I think my ability to write S/D and not make it incredibly depressing and angsty has been destroyed. But! I did manage to complete a J2 fic which is kind of hilarious as I never thought I'd be writing RPS, but whatever, I still blame expectative for getting me into that blackhole ;-)

Oh! Yes, I must mention the London fan-person picnic on Saturday, which was serious amounts of fun, particularly, the fan-tropes pictionary. Hmmm... how do you show knotting or barbed-cock in picture form? Though I do think I have heard about as much as I ever want to hear about One Direction slash. Seriously. Thank you the lovely and gorgeous lazy_daze for arranging that!

I should also add, as I've been meaning to mention this for years and centuries that pretty much all of my SPN fic is now on AO3. It's been a long process. But they all can be found here so read, download, whatever.

Jul. 20th, 2012

Just thought I'd write a quick update to say sorry I haven't replied to emails and comments over the last 3 or 4 weeks, I have been without internet for most of the past month.

There was a Scottish wedding (not mine thank God), then I was laid low by the norovirus which I caught at the wedding (as did half the wedding party including the bride). Followed 2 days later by my poorly timed holiday in Lanzarote which managed to be fabulous despite the lingering effects of the norovirus. Now finally I am back home which is nice as I spent a lot of the holiday freaking out about the house being broken into and the car being vandalised. But no! All is okay, though it was mighty depressing to get back to the shitty London weather after 2 weeks of constant and glorious sun :D

Anyway, I will get on that email and comment answering thing after I have waded through my scary work inbox. Hope all f-list is okay and everyone is still enjoying bigbang season!!!
Fic title: Close Your Eyes
Pairings: Sam/Dean, Dean/OMC, Sam/OMC’s
Rating: NC17
Word count: 52k
Warnings: non-hunting AU, infidelity, promiscuity, recreational drug use. The Dean/OMC part is quite prevalent in this story, also the OMC in question is basically Alan Rickman ;-)

Summary: There are some relationships so taboo they’re irresistible... After John and Mary break up when Sam is 11, Sam moves away with Mary and his new step-father while Dean stays in Kansas with John. Fast-forward 12 years and John is dead, Sam’s just returned from Europe, and Dean’s gone and married a billionaire and become a male model. As the boys reconnect, Sam becomes increasingly fascinated by this successful, happily-married version of the big brother he barely knows, a fascination that soon turns into an overwhelming mutual obsession.

Author’s Notes: Many thanks to my wonderful beta dear_tiger for her support and help with this story. Against her advice, I’ve kept to British spellings in this fic. I think I was feeling rebellious ;-) I did try very hard this year to write something that wasn’t an AU, but as you can see I failed miserably. However, I’ve wanted to write something based on the film “Close My Eyes” for a long time; it’s definitely worth watching if you enjoy incestuous love triangles or Alan Rickman. A trailer can be found: here!

I was lucky to be paired with the fantastic electricmonk333 this year, and she has done some amazing art to go with this story. I've inserted it at various points in the fic, as well as devoting an entire interlude post to some of the amazing spreads she did. Head over to her art post to see everything she has produced. It's well worth it. Click here for awesome art post! Finally, thanks so much to the mods for planning and running this challenge again this year. I'm proud to be a part of it :D

Soundtrack is also available on Spotify here: Close Your Eyes


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